That awful moment when you wake up.
this happens to me like every day it’s annoying
“Thank you loud mobile heat pack for making me this lovely hammock”
I smoked some loud mobile heat pack just last nite
Why beatboxers can never cross the street (w/ Roman Campolo & Ismail Evans)
help him
i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done
Marina and the Diamonds, 2011.
Marina and The Diamonds performs live on stage during day two of Lollapalooza Chile at Parque O’Higgins, Santiago, Chile.
date a girl who would read her zodiac and yours
Your daughters do not exist to give you grandchildren
i love spring bc persephone gets to leave the underworld and be with her mom
cool date idea:
- take me to a bookstore
- give me $1,000
- leave